torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

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perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

(Source: a-s-h)

trust:

finally a career for me

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(Source: trust)

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

(Source: fuckyeahviralpics)